I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Enjoy the penises
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
Randomize
