Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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