Who did Billy Mays play for?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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