the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
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