does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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