Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
