Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
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