yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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