I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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