Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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