somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You are a genius and a whore.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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