There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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