Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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