Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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