Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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