speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Randomize
