:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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