bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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