i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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