I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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