i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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