i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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