his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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