how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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