Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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