I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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