So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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