I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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