dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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