When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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