i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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