Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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