Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Randomize