everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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