Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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