she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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