there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Randomize
