he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
did i walk over a car last night?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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