My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm going to jail i love you
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
