Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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