if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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