So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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