you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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