nutella sex= disaster
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
So squirting runs in the family.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
how drunk are you?
Several
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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