I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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