And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Did we literally take a cab across the street
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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