Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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