why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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