So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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