They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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