butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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