When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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