he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Randomize
