maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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