if i can run in heels then i can drive
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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