Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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