Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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