Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Randomize