Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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