He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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