it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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