Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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