I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
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